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Quotes[edit]

GLaDOS: Good evening. This completes the first test of the contestants' poker faces. Bad news is you all failed miserably. The good news is you appear to be evenly matched. (Departs)

GLaDOS: The player has been eliminated due to lack of funds. And intelligence.

Sam: Hey, I won again. I wonder what that means?

Max: Means you're on a roll baby! Bet everything!

Ash: You're killing me here, GLaDOS.

GLaDOS: If I were actually killing you, there would be a lot more screaming. And irony.

GLaDOS: It's a mathematical certainty that 80% of you are going to lose tonight. And 100% of you will eventually die. (Beat) Math is fun, don't you think?

GLaDOS: (ring) Excuse me. I have to take this. Something or someone appears to be exploding back at the lab. (powers down)

Sam: You know, I've met a lot of robots, but I don't think I've come across one with trans-dimensional cell phone coverage.

Brock: Yeah, well, that's the least of robot girl secrets.

Claptrap: We're not talking 'Crying Game' secrets, are we?

Brock: Not even close. The way I hear it, when GLaDOS was plugged in, she went cuckoo bananas and wiped out the scientists that created her.

Sam: You'd be amazed how many robots do that.

Brock: And now she haunts the lifeless labs of Aperture Science performing inhuman experiments on anyone unlucky enough to fall in her mechanical clutches.

Claptrap: That. Is. So. Hot!

GLaDOS: (powers up) False alarm, everyone. The explosions turned out to be implosions; which are much easier to contain. Did I miss anything?

All: (negatory remarks)

GLaDOS: Did you know that the term 'blinds' was coined by a blind poker in the 19th century? Of course you didn't. Because it's a lie. In any event, I'm upping the blinds to 1200 to 2400.

GLaDOS: Management froze me out of the lighting systems after I created a strobe effect to induce seizures in a bus full of freemasons. It was an... illuminating experiment.

Ash: You made that up just for the pun, didn't you?

GLaDOS: Maybe. Say cheese. (flashes camera)

GLaDOS: Brock Sampson has been eliminated.

Brock: This is a joke, right?

GLaDOS: I'm not very good at jokes, but here's one: What's yellow and black and red all over?

Brock: What?

GLaDOS: Brock Sampson if he doesn't leave this table.

Brock: Uhh... good one.

GLaDOS: Congratulations. You've won. I'm hoping you weren't expecting baked desserts, because I don't do that anymore.

GLaDOS: Actually, my scans indicate that Mr. Williams' hand is fully functional, and its nervous tapping appears to be induced by an outside force. I'll see if I can isolate it.

Brock: Don't bother, it's morse code.

Ash: What?

Brock: D... R... I... N...

GLaDOS: K. M. O. R. E. B.

Brock: A... N... A... N... G...

Ash: Drink more Banang. Huh.

GLaDOS: Your hand has apparently been possessed by a marketing department.

GLaDOS: It appears you have lost all your chips. Oh well. It's only money. Your money. $20,000 of it. Right down the drain.

GLaDOS: The robot from Pandora is out of chips.

Claptrap: Darn it, I forgot to turn on my poker subroutine. Can I get a do-over?

GLaDOS: Your question has activated my rarely used giggle center. (softly) Tee. Hee.

Claptrap: Rats!

GLaDOS: Congratulations. You've converted a nearly unbeatable hand into a victory.

Claptrap: Why can't I get cards like that?

GLaDOS: Because you're a moron.

Claptrap: Well, I'd like a second opinion on that.

Brock: It's true. You're a moron.

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Poker Night, released in the UK as The Joker, is a 2014 crime thriller film that was written and directed by Greg Francis.^[1] The film was released to video on demand on 5 December 2014 and had a limited theatrical release on 20 December.^[2][3] Filmed in British Columbia, Poker Night centers upon a rookie detective that decides to attend an annual poker night held by veteran police officers, where each one details how they captured a murder suspect.^[4]

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Plot[edit]

Stan Jeter (Beau Mirchoff) is a new detective who gets invited to play a game of poker with several veteran police officers and detectives. Each one tells Stan about various insights they gained from different murder cases they investigated, which turns out to be invaluable when Stan is captured and imprisoned by a vicious, anonymous assailant (Michael Eklund). He finds that he has been imprisoned with Amy (Halston Sage), the daughter of a police officer, and that he must use the stories of his fellow poker players to find a way for both himself and Amy to escape.

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Cast[edit]

• Beau Mirchoff as Stan Jeter
• Ron Perlman as Calabrese
• Giancarlo Esposito as Bernard
• Corey William Large as Davis
• Titus Welliver as Maxwell
• Halston Sage as Amy
• Ron Eldard as Cunningham
• Kieran Large as Shawn Allen

Release[edit]

Home media[edit]

Poker Night was released on DVD and Blu-ray by Xlrator on February 10, 2015.^[5]

Critical response[edit]

On review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes, Poker Night holds an approval rating of 50%, based on 10 reviews, and an average rating of 5.39/10.^[6] On Metacritic, the film has a weighted average score of 35 out of 100, based on 5 critics, indicating 'generally unfovorable reviews'.^[7]

Dennis Harvey of Variety gave the film a negative review, writing, 'Poker Night offers a near-indigestible mix of tricky Pulp Fiction-esque structural convolution, torture-porn tropes and a somewhat distasteful level of snark, making for a self-satisfied puzzle that most viewers will run out of patience trying to unravel.'^[8] Martin Tsai from Los Angeles Times offered the film similar criticism, stating that the film 'brings to mind so many forgettable thrillers from the 1990s, films that aimed to impress stylistically but ultimately were met with indifference.'^[9] Frank Scheck of The Hollywood Reporter, although commending the film's acting, and 'somewhat anthology feel', criticized the endless voicover narration, 'jumbled timeline', and devolving to genre tropes. Scheck concluded his review by writing, 'Although it features plenty of entertaining moments along the way, in the end Poker Night feels like a cheat.'^[10] Patrick Cooper from Bloody Disgusting felt that the film showed promise and featured good performances, but was ruined by its nonlinear narrative, and inconsitant tone.^[11]

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The film was not without its supporters. Matt Donato from We Got This Covered awarded the film three and a half out of five stars, writing, 'Poker Night is a 'wild card' watch, but Greg Francis flashes a winning hand by making a memorable monster out of Michael Eklund.'^[12] Matt Molgaard from HorrorFreakNews rated the film a similar three and a half out of five stars, writing, 'Poker Night may not satisfy those in search of the goriest film of the year, but anyone up for a unique viewing experience, a strong cast and a damn sharp villain are going to find Poker Night to be more than simply adequate.'^[13] Matt Boiselle of Dread Central gave the film four out of five stars, commending the film's performances, interwoven stories, and villain.^[14]

References[edit]

1. ^Patten, Dominic. ''Revolution's Giancarlo Esposito Joins Indie 'Poker Night''. Deadline. Retrieved 25 December 2014.
2. ^Woods, Kevin. 'Trailer and key art for Greg Francis' Poker Night, starring Ron Perlman'. JoBlo. Retrieved 25 December 2014.
3. ^Hunter, Rob. ''Pioneer' and 'Poker Night' Both Start With 'P' and Open This Friday, But Are They Thrillers Worth Seeing?'. Film School Rejects. Retrieved 25 December 2014.
4. ^Harvey, Dennis. 'Film Review: 'Poker Night''. Variety. Retrieved 25 December 2014.
5. ^'Poker Night (2014) - Greg Francis'. Allmovie.com. Allmovie. Retrieved 5 November 2019.
6. ^'Poker Night (2014) – Rotten Tomatoes'. Rotten Tomatoes.com. Fandango Media. Retrieved 5 November 2019.
7. ^'Poker Night reviews'. Metacritic. CBS Interactive. Retrieved 5 November 2019.
8. ^Harvey, Dennis. ''Poker Night' Review: A Losing Hand – Variety'. Variety.com. Variety Magazine. Retrieved 5 November 2019.
9. ^Tsai, Martin. 'Review: 'Poker Night' deals a poor hand with few high cards - Los Angeles Times'. LATimes.com. Los Angeles Times. Retrieved 5 November 2019.
10. ^Scheck, Frank. ''Poker Night': Film Review'. HollywoodReporter.com. The Hollywood Reporter. Retrieved 5 November 2019.
11. ^Cooper, Patrick. '[Review] 'Poker Night' Builds Up and Tears Itself Down - Bloody Disgusting'. BloodyDisgusting.com. Bloody Disgusting. Retrieved 5 November 2019.
12. ^Donato, Matt. 'Poker Night Review'. WeGotThisCovered.com. We Got This Covered. Retrieved 5 November 2019.
13. ^Molgaard, Matt. 'Poker Night (2014) Review'. HorrorFreakNews.com. Horror Freak News. Retrieved 5 November 2019.
14. ^Boiselle, Matt. 'Poker Night (2014) - Dread Central'. DreadCentral.com. Dread Central. Retrieved 5 November 2019.

External links[edit]

• Poker Night at AllMovie
• Poker Night on IMDb
• Poker Night at Metacritic
• Poker Night at Rotten Tomatoes